Happy Birthday Daddy!
Today's my daddy's birthday! Yayyy my daddy! Let's everybody wish him a good day! But no old jokes - he's very sensitive.
When the Mama and Aunt Charli took me to the mall yesterday, I thought they were gonna buy me some new clothes or more toys or something like that. It seemed logical. They do that all the time. No seriously, ALL the time. Much to my surprise though, they brought me there to stick me again! Like I don't get stuck enough goin' to the stupid doctor every other month and getting four shots in my legs! But, these ones weren't so bad. AND, they came with rewards! JEWELRY! Not stupid band-aids that do nothing but hurt me again when it's time to take them off.
The Momma decided that it was high time to try somethin' new. Instead of givin' me that pureed crap from the jar, she cut up a banana and let me have at it. UPGRADE!
Today the Mommy and Daddy dragged me up outta the house and brought me to the stupid doctor's office for a "checkup". As you may be able to tell from the picture to the left, I wasn't too thrilled about this.