Wednesday, September 13, 2006 

Happy Birthday Daddy!

Today's my daddy's birthday! Yayyy my daddy! Let's everybody wish him a good day! But no old jokes - he's very sensitive.


Friday, August 18, 2006 

More Sweet Potatizzz

You really should know this about me by now but just in case you've been living in a wooomb the last few months, let me just say that I LOVE the sweet potatoes.

Well tonight the Mama let me have some REAL sweet potatoes! In a word: FABU. They were so good that I just had to rub my face in them.


Wednesday, August 16, 2006 

Bling Bling

When the Mama and Aunt Charli took me to the mall yesterday, I thought they were gonna buy me some new clothes or more toys or something like that. It seemed logical. They do that all the time. No seriously, ALL the time. Much to my surprise though, they brought me there to stick me again! Like I don't get stuck enough goin' to the stupid doctor every other month and getting four shots in my legs! But, these ones weren't so bad. AND, they came with rewards! JEWELRY! Not stupid band-aids that do nothing but hurt me again when it's time to take them off.

So anyway, check out my new ices! Hot girl HOLLAAA! All I need now is for Aunt Charli to get me some fancy shoes and Mimi Dru to get me my very own Coach bag. (hint hint)


Thursday, August 10, 2006 

Blah Blah Blah

Big news people – the baby has spoken. And what did the baby say, you ask? “Fa-gedda-baht-it!” Oh, I kid. I kid. I said, “Mama”. It made the Mama really happy too! (Note to self: If I ever do something bad and the Mama gets mad at me, just give her “the look” and say “Mama”. Gets her every time!)


Wednesday, August 02, 2006 

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

The Momma decided that it was high time to try somethin' new. Instead of givin' me that pureed crap from the jar, she cut up a banana and let me have at it. UPGRADE!

Oh, but eating it was only the beginning. Playing with it is where it's REALLY at! I mean, who'd have thought that 'nanas are so versitile?! Not only do they make great snacks, but they're fun to squish between your fingers. They're easy to throw all over the kitchen. And they always come followed-up by a bath (and we all know how much I love bath time!)


Tuesday, July 25, 2006 

Go me!

I just wanted to check in and tell everyone that I'm finally starting to get this rolling over thing down. In fact, I've done it a couple of times now. You've gotta keep it a secret though 'cause I'm playin' a little game. A trick if you will. You see, Mommy and Daddy wanna see me roll over SOO bad and it's really fun to see them squirm with anticipation during tummy time. Plus, it's REDICULOUS how much attention I get when they think I'm about to do something cool and we all know how much I love to be the center of attention!


Wednesday, July 12, 2006 

Poor pitiful me!

Today the Mommy and Daddy dragged me up outta the house and brought me to the stupid doctor's office for a "checkup". As you may be able to tell from the picture to the left, I wasn't too thrilled about this.

First they told me that I'm short and fat and that I have a small head. Then, 'cause you know, my ego hasn't been damaged enough, the dang nurse comes in and sticks my legs with needles! THREE of 'em! Talk about kickin' me while I'm down! So not cool. Not cool at all! That broad's dead to me. But, then the Daddy held me really close for a little while and made it all better. Finally, we went to see Grandma and Grampa and they gave me new toys and lots of hugs and kisses. I'm not about to argue with that?!

All in all, I guess I really can't complain too much. I mean, sure, there were some uhh, unpleasantries, but there were lots or bright points too. And hey, at least I won't be getting Meningitis any time soon right?