When the Mama and Aunt Charli took me to the mall yesterday, I thought they were gonna buy me some new clothes or more toys or something like that. It seemed logical. They do that all the time. No seriously, ALL the time. Much to my surprise though, they brought me there to stick me again! Like I don't get stuck enough goin' to the stupid doctor every other month and getting four shots in my legs! But, these ones weren't so bad. AND, they came with rewards! JEWELRY! Not stupid band-aids that do nothing but hurt me again when it's time to take them off.
The Momma decided that it was high time to try somethin' new. Instead of givin' me that pureed crap from the jar, she cut up a banana and let me have at it. UPGRADE!